1. grillledcheesequeen:

    ICONIC 

    (Source: vickisigh, via tiitlefight)

     

  2. "MAKE ME REGRET PUTTING THIS UP BY BEING CURIOUS AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS."
    — 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
    2. Are you outgoing or shy?
    3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
    4. Are you easy to get along with?
    5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
    6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
    7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
    8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
    9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
    10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
    12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
    13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
    14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
    15. What good thing happened this summer?
    16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
    18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
    19. Do you like bubble baths?
    20. Do you like your neighbors?
    21. What are you bad habits?
    22. Where would you like to travel?
    23. Do you have trust issues?
    24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
    25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
    26. What do you do when you wake up?
    27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
    28. Who are you most comfortable around?
    29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
    30. Do you ever want to get married?
    31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
    32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
    33. Spell your name with your chin.
    34. Do you play sports? What sports?
    35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
    36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
    37. What do you say during awkward silences?
    38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
    39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
    40. What do you want to do after high school?
    41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
    43. Do you smile at strangers?
    44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
    45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
    46. What are you paranoid about?
    47. Have you ever been high?
    48. Have you ever been drunk?
    49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
    50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
    51. Ever wished you were someone else?
    52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
    53. Favourite makeup brand?
    54. Favourite store?
    55. Favourite blog?
    56. Favourite colour?
    57. Favourite food?
    58. Last thing you ate?
    59. First thing you ate this morning?
    60. Ever won a competition? For what?
    61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
    62. Been arrested? For what?
    63. Ever been in love?
    64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
    65. Are you hungry right now?
    66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
    67. Facebook or Twitter?
    68. Twitter or Tumblr?
    69. Are you watching tv right now?
    70. Names of your bestfriends?
    71. Craving something? What?
    72. What colour are your towels?
    72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
    74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
    75. Favourite animal?
    76. What colour is your underwear?
    77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
    79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
    80. What colour pants?
    81. Favourite tv show?
    82. Favourite movie?
    83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
    84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
    85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
    86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
    87. First person you talked to today?
    88. Last person you talked to today?
    89. Name a person you hate?
    90. Name a person you love?
    91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
    92. In a fight with someone?
    93. How many sweatpants do you have?
    94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
    95. Last movie you watched?
    96. Favourite actress?
    97. Favourite actor?
    98. Do you tan a lot?
    99. Have any pets?
    100. How are you feeling?
    101. Do you type fast?
    102. Do you regret anything from your past?
    103. Can you spell well?
    104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
    105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
    106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
    107. Have you ever been on a horse?
    108. What should you be doing?
    109. Is something irritating you right now?
    110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
    111. Do you have trust issues?
    112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
    113. What was your childhood nickname?
    114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
    115. Do you play the Wii?
    116. Are you listening to music right now?
    117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
    118. Do you like Chinese food?
    119. Favourite book?
    120. Are you afraid of the dark?
    121. Are you mean?
    122. Is cheating ever okay?
    123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
    124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    125. Do you believe in true love?
    126. Are you currently bored?
    127. What makes you happy?
    128. Would you change your name?
    129. What your zodiac sign?
    130. Do you like subway?
    131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
    132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    133. Favourite lyrics right now?
    134. Can you count to one million?
    135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
    136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
    137. How tall are you?
    138. Curly or Straight hair?
    139. Brunette or Blonde?
    140. Summer or Winter?
    141. Night or Day?
    142. Favourite month?
    143. Are you a vegetarian?
    144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
    145. Tea or Coffee?
    146. Was today a good day?
    147. Mars or Snickers?
    148. What’s your favourite quote?
    149. Do you believe in ghosts?
    150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via alovelyshadeofasphyxiation)

    (Source: catscuddlingandyou, via 50shadesofmypurpledick)

     

  3. horror movie opening scene

    1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    4. white boy: lmao
    5. they continue walking for a few seconds
    6. *white couple hears noise*
    7. white girl: babe what that??
    8. white boy: i'll go investigate
    9. *leaves her alone*
    10. *choking noises*
    11. white girl: zack!!!
    12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    13. white girl: asshole!
    14. white boy: im just playin babe
    15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    16. *playful kiss*
    17. *things turn sexy*
    18. *hear noise*
    19. white boy: i'll go investigate
    20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    21. *maybe a thud*
    22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    23. *she walks and he dead*
    24. white girl: ahhh!!
    25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    26. white girl: ahhh!!!
    27. *white girl runs*
    28. *dead end*
    29. *hides*
    30. *thinks she free n safe*
    31. *guy catches her*
    32. *cuts her*
    33. *she dead*
    34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
     

  4. officialputin:

    putins-boyfriend:

    putins-girlfriend:

    yourtubes:

    reblog if your url represents who you really are 

    I am really Putin’s girlfriend

    then we have a problem

    I can explain it

    (via salami-mommy)

     
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  6. dumb-science-jokes:

    Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

    (via shay-ks)

     

  7. "I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon."
    — Rachel Wolchin (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)

    (Source: observando, via youandiareastory)

     
  8. (Source: suxxulents, via baddiarymonths)

     

  9. "

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

    I have a story to tell you

    Of one’s slow decline,

    Where a girl yanked on the strings,

    To break this man’s heart.

    Oh lord, I think I deserve,

    A little better than this.

    I think I’ve earned it.

    "
    — Coheed and Cambria (via motorcyclecockjoust)

    (via mcchustro)

     
  10. fashionandlouboutins101:

    booo-thaanng:

    If this ain’t the most accurate thing 🙌

    This

    (Source: queenxkimberly, via dianadearr)

     

  11. just-laff:

    never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

    (Source: imthedogwithablog, via haveabowlofwhore)

     

  12. "I’m the jealous type . You wanna know why? Because we started off as “just friends” too"
    — Frank Ocean (via cutely-perverted)

    (Source: theparkerthompson, via baddiarymonths)

     

  13. madehimsaycomfychairs:

    thebeauty-isa-beast:

    curvellas:

    my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

    My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

    this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

    (via sineofmadness)

     
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  15. "Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
    — 

    Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

    She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

    (via barbie-dolls-xx)

    (Source: makoraa, via foreverrundefinedd)